There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
You must admit
She smelled like shit
But imagine the money he saved

There once was a young man who…
laid an extraordinary long poo.
He let out a scream!
Can this be a dream?
That’ll never flush down the loo

There once was a man from Beijing
Who invented a jack off machine
He put his prick in it
Done a thousand beats a minute
And turned his poor balls to cream

A fellow who lived in New Guinea
Was known as a silly young ninny.
He utterly lacked
Good judgment and tacked,
For he told a plump girl she was skinny.

There was a young girl from Mauritius,
Who said “that last shag was delicious” ….
“But next time you cum”
“Can u cum up me bum”
“Cos that scab on your knob is suspicious!”

There was a young lady named Sharkey
Who had an affair with a darkey.
The result of her sins
Was quadruplets, not twins,
One white, and one black, and two khaki.

There once was a queer from Rangoon
who invited a lesbian up to his room
they did argue and fight
all thru the night
as to who would do what to whom