There was on old man called Tucker
Who was a randy old fucker.
He’d line up a chick
And pull out his dick,
Then tell the whole world that
he’d fucked her!

There once was a man fron Trent,

Whose dick was so long is was bent,

To save his wife some trouble,

He bent it in double,

And when he came he went

There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born nine months too soon.
He didn’t have the luck

to be born by a fuck
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon!

There once was a girl from Lahore
Who’d lie on a rug on the floor.
In a manner uncanny,
she’d wiggle her fanny
And drain your balls to the core.

There once was a lady from France
Who took a long train ride by chance.
The engineer fucked her
before the conductor.
while the fireman came in his pants.

They wanted to put Bill in jail
For using his house to chase tail
But the judge wasn’t fooled
Saw no crime so he ruled:
“Not guilty! He didn’t inhale.”

A right-wing spin doctor who’s spun
Lurid tales about Monica’s fun
Exclaimed when his eyes
Saw the fruit of his lies
“We’ve gotten O.J. off page one!”