Bigamy, they say, is a vice,
And more than one spouse is not nice,
But one is a bore,
I’d prefer three or four,
And the plural of spouse is spice?

There once was a Jew from Peru
who was vainly attempting to screw.
His wife screamed “oy vey,
if you keep up this way,
The Messiah will come before you.”

In Hollywood, a man named Gore

Whom the environmentalists all adore

Said use crops for fuel

To make taxpayers fools

Because he’s actually a farm subsidy whore

There lay two gay men in the snow

And those two men commenced to blow

As it got colder

The men got bolder

To get the cinders in their campfire to glow

There was a girl from Arabia

A devout Muslim, Mohammed was her savior

To save her from sin

The surgeon cut in

And removed every bit of her labia.

There once was a girl from New Orleans

She was as sweet as a bag full of pralines

Just like the candy

She had nuts in her panties

And without panties, her nuts were a’ falling

There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think –
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass!