There once was a woman named Jess
Bisexual, she would confess
She loved a good dick
but pussy she’d lick
and leave both a wet gooey mess

There once was girl from DeVries,
Who had pussy hair down to her knees,
It was fine to shine brass,
Or for wiping her ass,
And the crabs used it for a trapeze.

Hey lover, my precious, come in!
Yes my wife has now gone. Let’s begin
By removing your ….. ah,
You’ve no panties or bra;
Why, you’re wearing naught else but a grin!

An Australian farmer called Blue
Had a twenty foot didgeridoo.
They say that he slept
With the sheep that he kept
And he didgeridid them all too.