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There was a young lady from Nizes

tiki god — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 15:00:56 +0000

There was a young lady from Nizes
whose breasts were two different sizes.
One was so small
it was nothing at all,
but the other was huge and won prizes.

A kinky young girl from Coleshill

tiki god — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:00:19 +0000

A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

There was a young fellow named Fritz

tiki god — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:17:02 +0000

There was a young fellow named Fritz
Who planted an acre of tits.
They came up in the fall,
Pink nipples and all,
And he chewed them all up into bits.

A certain sweet girl from Key West

tiki god — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:11:05 +0000

A certain sweet girl from Key West
Was uncommonly large in the chest.
Any man’s close attention
To her outside dimension
Brought his own measurement to its best.

Young lady from Nizes

Mage — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 00:28:34 +0000

There was a young lady from Nizes

Who had tits of two different sizes.

One was so small,

It was nothing at all,

But the other was quite large, and won prizes!

There was a young lady named Claire

tiki god — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 19:28:23 +0000

There was a young lady named Claire
Who possessed a magnificent pair;
Or that’s what I thought
‘Til I saw one get caught
On a thorn, and begin to lose air.