Daily Dirty Limerick

Archive for the ‘Masterbation’ Category

Filed Under (Masterbation) by Tiki on November-21-2007

There once was this girl from Sri Lanka,
A dusky-skinned maid named Bianca.
Each day she would sit
And play with her clit.
She was an incredible wanker!


Filed Under (Boobs, Masterbation, Vagina) by Tiki on November-14-2007

A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.


Filed Under (Masterbation, Semen) by Tiki on November-12-2007

There was a young man from Peru
Who fell asleep in his canoe
While dreaming of Venus
He whipped out his penis
And woke up with a handfull of goo!


Filed Under (Computers, Masterbation) by Tiki on October-29-2007

On the internet they found romance,
That put both in a hot sexual trance,
But each had a gripe,
About having to type,
With their hand stuck down into their pants.


Filed Under (Masterbation) by Tiki on September-9-2007

There once was a young masturbator,
Who bought an electric vibrator.
She lost it inside,
But the reason she died,
Was its faulty speed regulator.


Filed Under (Masterbation, Penis Size) by Tiki on September-8-2007

There once was a grown man named Roy,
Who as a young innocent boy,
Discovered his peter,
And thought it much neater,
Than books or a game or a toy.


Filed Under (Masterbation) by Tiki on August-25-2007

There was a young man of the land
Whose sex life had grown quite bland
He wanted a change
So the next time he came
He used his other hand.


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