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There once was a hermit named Dave

tiki god — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:00:00 +0000

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
She was missing a tit.
She smelled like shit.
But think of the money he saved!

A mortician who practiced in Fife

tiki god — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 19:00:33 +0000

A mortician who practiced in Fife
Made love to the corpse of his wife.
“How could I know, Judge?
She was cold, dinna budge Ã¢â‚¬â€œ
Just the same as she acted in life.”