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A lady while dining at Crewe

tiki god — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:00:18 +0000

A lady while dining at Crewe
Found an elephant’s whang in her stew.
Said the waiter, “Don’t shout,
And don’t wave it about,
Or the others will all want one too.”

I see by the size of your member

tiki god — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:00:23 +0000

I see by the size of your member
You’re as hot as a blazing coal ember!
So slicken that mast -
And hon, make it fast -
This girl’s not been poked since December!

A decent young fellow named Herm

tiki god — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:00:17 +0000

A decent young fellow named Herm
Was equipped with a geyser-like worm:
The size wasn’t much
But its volume was such
That his lovers did backstroke in sperm.

There once was a man from Sydney

tiki god — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:00:54 +0000

There once was a man from Sydney
Who could put it in up to her Kidney
But a man from Quebec
Put it up to her neck
Now he had a big one, didn’t he!

There once was a man from Australia

tiki god — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:00:33 +0000

There once was a man from Australia
Who had extra-large genitalia
He said to his bride,
Don’t try to hide
‘Cause wherever you go I can nail ya’

There was a man from Havana

tiki god — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:00:42 +0000

There was a man from Havana,
Who thought he could play the piana.
His fingers slipped,
his zipper unzipped.
And out came a hairy banana!

There was a young woman named Jeannie

tiki god — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 15:00:53 +0000

There was a young woman named Jeannie
Who sobbed to her date, “You’re a meanie!
You claim you’re a stud
But, oh, what a dud!
Your prick is a real teeny-weeny.”

His dick lay in peaceful quiescence

tiki god — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:00:41 +0000

His dick lay in peaceful quiescence,
He longed though for youthful tumescence.
An electric connection,
Sparked a brilliant erection,
That shines with an awesome florescence!

There once was a gay opera singer

tiki god — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 15:00:30 +0000

There once was a gay opera singer,
Whose dick was a wondrous humdinger.
When he’d sing a song,
His dong sang along,
And his balls would clang like a bell ringer.

There once was a man from Tahiti

tiki god — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:00:43 +0000

There once was a man from Tahiti
Who went for a swim with his sweetie,
But as he pursued her
A big barracuda
Made off with his masculinity!