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A Man Named Gore

ThatMink — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 03:02:59 +0000

In Hollywood, a man named Gore

Whom the environmentalists all adore

Said use crops for fuel

To make taxpayers fools

Because heÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s actually a farm subsidy whore

They wanted to put Bill in jail

tiki god — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:09:49 +0000

They wanted to put Bill in jail
For using his house to chase tail
But the judge wasn’t fooled
Saw no crime so he ruled:
“Not guilty! He didn’t inhale.”

Clinton’s Disbarment Defense

tiki god — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:23:30 +0000

They say truth is stranger than fiction,
and slickness is rarer than friction
With Clinton we’ve found
the rules upside down–
especially with language and diction.

The latest political treatise,
American Rhapsody teases
And generates laughter
because the last chapter
proclaims Clinton talks with his penis.

Bill’s heated reaction was fleeting
when he got his gene-mapping readings
‘Cause his genes present
a brand-new defense
against his disbarment proceedings.

And in his disbarment proceedings,
this brand new defense will be pleaded
His lips will not move,
and that’s how he’ll prove
the lies were all told by his penis.

The judge in such case must be awesome
to measure such jetsam and flotsam.
That must be why
when this case is tried,
the judge in the case is a Johnson.