Daily Dirty Limerick » Prostitutes http://www.dirtylimerick.com Tue, 27 Jul 2010 22:18:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 There once was a slut from peru http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-slut-from-peru/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-slut-from-peru/#comments Wed, 04 Jul 2007 00:03:52 +0000 maxcw http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-slut-from-peru/ There once was a slut from peru

Who filled her vagina with glue

she said with a grin

“If you pay to get in

then you pay to get out again too!”

]]> http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-slut-from-peru/feed/ 0 There once was a harlot name Sumi http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-harlot-name-sumi/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-harlot-name-sumi/#comments Sat, 30 Jun 2007 19:13:52 +0000 tiki god http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-harlot-name-sumi/ There once was a harlot name Sumi
Whose pussy was not very roomy
Because of this
She was a popular Miss
And never once drove clients loony!

]]> http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-harlot-name-sumi/feed/ 0 There once was a man named Dave http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-man-named-dave-3/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-man-named-dave-3/#comments Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:07:33 +0000 tiki god http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-man-named-dave-3/ There once was a man named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
she had only one tit,
and smelled worse than shit,
but think of the money Dave saved.

]]> http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-man-named-dave-3/feed/ 1 There was an old girl from Kilkenny http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-was-an-old-girl-from-kilkenny/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-was-an-old-girl-from-kilkenny/#comments Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:07:16 +0000 tiki god http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-was-an-old-girl-from-kilkenny/ There was an old girl from Kilkenny,
Whose usual charge was a penny.
But for half of that sum
You could roger her bum
A source of amusement for many.

]]> http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-was-an-old-girl-from-kilkenny/feed/ 0 There once was a lad from Helsinki http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-lad-from-helsinki/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-lad-from-helsinki/#comments Sun, 13 May 2007 22:21:52 +0000 Tony http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-lad-from-helsinki/ There once was a lad from Helsinki
Whose prick was the size of a Twinkie
Said a whore, “For a shilling
I’ll suck out the cream filling,
But we can’t fuck ’cause your thing’s too dinky.”

]]> http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-lad-from-helsinki/feed/ 0 Cawnpore/Kanpur http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/cawnporekanpur/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/cawnporekanpur/#comments Sun, 13 May 2007 22:20:37 +0000 http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/cawnporekanpur/ There once were two men of Cawnpore
Who buggered and fucked the same whore
But the partition split
and the spunk and the shit
Fell out in great lumps on the floor.

…filthiest I know

]]> http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/cawnporekanpur/feed/ 0 “I have found,” sighed a hooker named Hickel, http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/%e2%80%9ci-have-found%e2%80%9d-sighed-a-hooker-named-hickel/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/%e2%80%9ci-have-found%e2%80%9d-sighed-a-hooker-named-hickel/#comments Sun, 13 May 2007 02:49:27 +0000 tiki god http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/%e2%80%9ci-have-found%e2%80%9d-sighed-a-hooker-named-hickel/12 “I have found,” sighed a hooker named Hickel,
“That Chinese John’s are kinky and fickle.
They screw me…then beat me…
And hungrily eat me -
And the worst is those chopsticks sure tickle!”

]]> http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/%e2%80%9ci-have-found%e2%80%9d-sighed-a-hooker-named-hickel/feed/ 0 Said a pretty young whore from Hong Kong http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/said-a-pretty-young-whore-from-hong-kong/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/said-a-pretty-young-whore-from-hong-kong/#comments Sun, 13 May 2007 00:39:34 +0000 tiki god http://www.dirtylimerick.com/2007/05/12/said-a-pretty-young-whore-from-hong-kong/ Said a pretty young whore from Hong Kong
To a long pronged patron named Wong,
“They say my vagina’s
The nicest in China;
Don’t ruin it by doing it wrong.”

]]> http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/said-a-pretty-young-whore-from-hong-kong/feed/ 0 There was a hooker from Honchu http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-was-a-hooker-from-honchu/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-was-a-hooker-from-honchu/#comments Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:00:20 +0000 tiki god http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-was-a-hooker-from-honchu/ There was a hooker from Honchu
Who on peckers and penises did chew.
Said a friend, “Why don’t you
Have them stick it to you,
Then you could enjoy the sex too.”

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