There was a fishmonger called Babs,
Who sold cod, skate, place and dabs;
But she had sex with me,
And caught my VD;
And now she’s a purveyor of crabs.

There was a young girl from Mauritius,
Who said “that last shag was delicious” ….
“But next time you cum”
“Can u cum up me bum”
“Cos that scab on your knob is suspicious!”