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Sir Reginald Von Hubble of Joice

tiki god — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 15:00:46 +0000

Sir Reginald Von Hubble of Joice
Did shave his balls-’twas his choice.
He sneezed,oh how sad!
The results were quite bad!
He now has a high pitched voice!!!

An epileptic young woman named Camp

tiki god — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 15:00:59 +0000

An epileptic young woman named Camp
Was seduced on her couch by a tramp
But the first time he squeezed her
She had a Grand seizure
And broke both his balls and a lamp.

There once was a gay opera singer

tiki god — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 15:00:30 +0000

There once was a gay opera singer,
Whose dick was a wondrous humdinger.
When he’d sing a song,
His dong sang along,
And his balls would clang like a bell ringer.

There was an old man from LaFarge

tiki god — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:04:40 +0000

There was an old man from LaFarge
Whose balls grew exceedingly large
But his tee-tiny scrotum
Just couldn’t quite tote ‘em
Now he sails them around on a barge.

Sweet Mary the Celibate

ThatMink — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:23:20 +0000

Sweet Mary wanted to stay celibate

for a man with wealth and intelligence

She ran from the alter

For balls like Gibraltar

On a dimwit hung like an elephant

There was a young man of Devises,

tiki god — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 15:52:04 +0000

There was a young man of Devises,
Whose balls were of different sizes.
His tool when at ease,
Hung down to his knees,
Oh, what must it be when it rises!

The girl from New Orleans

ThatMink — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 03:02:30 +0000

There once was a girl from New Orleans

She was as sweet as a bag full of pralines

Just like the candy

She had nuts in her panties

And without panties, her nuts were aÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ falling

There once was a man from Belgras

tiki god — Sun, 13 May 2007 02:05:52 +0000

There once was a man from Belgras
Who had balls made out of glass
On hot sunny days
They focused the sunÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s rays
And burned all the hair off his ass

A randy young girl with no hair

tiki god — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:00:57 +0000

A randy young girl with no hair
Promised bliss if I shaved myself bare;
But my scrotum is wrinkly
And awfully crinkly;
The hell I can shave myself there.

His other young brother, named Saul

tiki god — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:00:07 +0000

His other young brother, named Saul,
Was able to bounce either ball,
He could stretch them and snap them,
And juggle and clap them,
Which earned him the plaudits of all.