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There was a young girl of Angina

tiki god — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 15:00:47 +0000

There was a young girl of Angina
Who stretched catgut across her vagina.
From the love-making frock
(With the proper sized cock)
Came Toccata and Fugue in D minor.

A kinky young girl from Coleshill

tiki god — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:00:19 +0000

A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

In convertibles she was quite brash

tiki god — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 15:00:15 +0000

In convertibles she was quite brash,
When she put her feet up on the dash.
A trucker drove by,
Her bare crotch caught his eye,
And four people were injured in the crash.

There was a young lady from China

tiki god — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 15:00:17 +0000

There was a young lady from China,
Who had an enormous vagina,
And when she was dead,
They painted it red,
And used it for docking a liner.