There once was a man named Dave
There once was a man named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
she had only one tit,
and smelled worse than shit,
but think of the money Dave saved.
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There once was a man named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
she had only one tit,
and smelled worse than shit,
but think of the money Dave saved.
Like so many other submissions, “Dave” doesn’t scan!
Please, folks, try to keep to the traditional meter.