I know that you’ll think me quite dotty

Oct 02 2010

I know that you’ll think me quite dotty,
But please, no caffeine in the latte!
One simple espresso -
I put on a dress, oh,
And really start acting quite naughty!

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There once was a man from Montrass

Oct 02 2010

There once was a man from Montrass,
Who had balls that were made of fine brass.
In stormy weather,
They both clanged together,
And sparks flew out of his ass!

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strange science

Oct 01 2010

A mathematician named Hall
Had a hexahedronical ball
The square of its weight
Times his pecker plus eight
Was two-thirds of three-fifths of fuck-all

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the Duchess at tea

Oct 01 2010

I sat by the Duchess at tea
And she asked: “Do you fart when you pee?”
I said with some wit:
“Do you belch when you shit?”
And I felt it was one-up for me.

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There was a young Rabbi from peru

Sep 30 2010

There was a young Rabbi from peru,
Who was vainly attempting to screw,
His wife said “Oi vey”,
If you keep up this way,
The Messiah will come before you do.

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There once was a singer named Elton

Sep 30 2010

There once was a singer named Elton
who had the girls hearts all a’meltin’.
But soon they discovered
he was a man lover;
twas dicks he’d rather be feltin’.

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I see by the size of your member

Sep 29 2010

I see by the size of your member
You’re as hot as a blazing coal ember!
So slicken that mast -
And hon, make it fast -
This girl’s not been poked since December!

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There was a young girl of Angina

Sep 29 2010

There was a young girl of Angina
Who stretched catgut across her vagina.
From the love-making frock
(With the proper sized cock)
Came Toccata and Fugue in D minor.

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There once was a young man named Gene

Sep 28 2010

There once was a young man named Gene
Who invented a screwing machine
Concave and convex
It served either sex
And it played with itself in between.

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There was a Young Man from Kent

Sep 28 2010

There was a Young Man from Kent
Whose Rod was so long it bent.
So to save himself trouble
He bent it in double,
And instead of coming, he went!

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