A young woman from the Land Where the Sun Rises
Had boobs of unequal sizes.
The left one was small
And didn’t seem abnormal at all,
But the right one was so huge it won prizes.

There once was a queen from Bulgariar
whose bush grew hairier and hairier
a prince from Peru
came up for a screw
and had too hunt for her cunt with a terrier.

Once a young gay from Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.

There was a young lady of Arden,
Who sucked off ol’ Bob in the garden.
He asked, “You old ho’ ,
Where does all that stuff go?”
And she said, “(swallow hard)- Beg pardon?”

Said Piglet to Kanga the ‘roo,
“I’m achin’ to give you a screw.”
“Not now, for I’m knobbin’
Young Christopher Robin”,
Said Kanga, “Try Winnie the Pooh.”

An accident really uncanny,
Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny.

Young Caroline acts like a prude
But has thoughts which are crude;
Behind innocent eyes
Belie dampness of thighs
And the fact she’s been recently screwed.