I once met a girl who was hot

I once met a girl who was hot,
who wanted a place she could squat.
I thought it was weird,
that she had a beard,
and stood up when she used the pot.

Some leaders stepped forward to say

Some leaders stepped forward to say
Such racism’s far from OK.
When given the chance
To take a firm stance,
Mitt Romney, of course, ran away

Some Republicans try to ignore it,

Some Republicans try to ignore it,
And a handful have said they deplore it.
Trump’s racism’s bad,
But the feedback we’ve had,
Shows most of them seem to be for it.

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There Once Was A Man Called Keith

There Once Was A Man Called Keith

Who Circumcised Kids With His Teeth

It Wasn’t For Pleasure Or Sexual Leisure

But To Get To The Cheese Underneath

The Prez made a racist address

The Prez made a racist address
To lawmakers from the U.S.
Though lacking respect,
He’s partly correct:
Their homeland’s a real fucking mess.www.nytimes.com/2019/07/14/us/

He stood by the cages, looked on,

He stood by the cages, looked on,
Expressed no concern, & was gone.
In contrast, Mike Pence
Took major offence
At players who knelt & Mulan.

Pence vacantly gazed at the cages

Pence vacantly gazed at the cages
Packed tightly with kids of all ages,
Believing his Savior
Condones this behavior.

(His Bible group skipped a few pages.)www.msnbc.com/11th-hour/watc

The pattern we see is perverse:

The pattern we see is perverse:
Some facts that emerge are adverse,
The crook that was hired
Has to be fired,
Then Trump looks for someone who’s worse.twitter.com/grantstern/sta

There once was an actress

There once was an actress, ,
Whose Broadway debut was in Fiddler.
Miss M’s latest role
Is merciless troll
To Grifter-in-Chief Adolf Twitler.

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Norway

There once was a man from Norway

Got his balls stuck in the doorway

As he greased up his sack

e yelled out “Stand back!

“This is just a part of my foreplay.”

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