There was a man from Ka-bot

There was a man from Ka-bot
That lived on his boogers and snot
When he couldn’t have these
He lived on the cheese,
That grew on his grungy old cock!

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There was an old woman from leith

There was an old woman from leith
Who would circumcise men with her teeth
It wasn’t for fame,
or love of the game
but to get at the cheese underneath.

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