Fromage

I frequently feel kind of sleazy

And oily and filthy and greasy

I wank and eat Cheetos

And Nacho Doritos

I guess that I’m easy for cheesy.

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There was a man from Ka-bot

There was a man from Ka-bot
That lived on his boogers and snot
When he couldn’t have these
He lived on the cheese,
That grew on his grungy old cock!

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There was an old woman from leith

There was an old woman from leith
Who would circumcise men with her teeth
It wasn’t for fame,
or love of the game
but to get at the cheese underneath.

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