There was a young lady named Sharkey

There was a young lady named Sharkey
Who had an affair with a darkey.
The result of her sins
Was quadruplets, not twins,
One white, and one black, and two khaki.

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“I have found,” sighed a hooker named Hickel,

“I have found,” sighed a hooker named Hickel,
“That Chinese Johns are kinky and fickle.
They screw me, then beat,
And hungrily eat me –
And the worst is those chopsticks sure tickle!

Here’s to a brutha named James

Here’s to a brutha named James
Who’s troubles the white man he blames
With plenty of bling bling
And dozens of offspring
He can’t even remember their names.

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