There was a young sailor called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
It took him some pluck
To have a cold fuck
But think of the money he saved!

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There once was a man from Newcastle
There once was a vampire called Mabel,
Magnificent Ass
The country’s in need of repair
On Thursday, our buddy Teddy Cruz