There was an old virgin named May
Who lived to her hundredth birthday
There came a horrible smell,
From up in her well
Seems her cherry had rotted away

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A mighty pirate left Mêlée
There was an old president fellow
There once was a girl who couldn’t shit
Some have slip-ups or embarrassing falls 
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