There was an old virgin named May
Who lived to her hundredth birthday
There came a horrible smell,
From up in her well
Seems her cherry had rotted away

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There once was a girl from Nantucket
Is this one the fourth or the fifth?
The Dem nomination, Mike thought
The current #WhiteHouse occupantIs known to obsessively rant
His actions, unruly and sus
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