There once was a girl named Hortence,
Whose breasts were very immense.
One day, while playing soccer,
Out popped her left knocker,
And she kicked it right over the fence.

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As disaster continues to lurk,
In Florida, the pigeons did roam
The leads that Rep. Schiff is pursuing
An agreeable girl named Miss Doves
Sue needed a poo
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