There once was a girl named Hortence,
Whose breasts were very immense.
One day, while playing soccer,
Out popped her left knocker,
And she kicked it right over the fence.

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The nasty lion in the Savannah
Bernie Sander’s is not one for glitz
A pup who’d been gone for five years
While Titian was mixing rose madder,
The players had all paid their fare
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