There once was a girl named Hortence,
Whose breasts were very immense.
One day, while playing soccer,
Out popped her left knocker,
And she kicked it right over the fence.

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The Martini
Trump Needs $$$
The #hamburglar pulled out the stops
Any port in a storm
Said a pretty young whore from Hong Kong