There was an old pervert from Notts,
Who loved licking young ladies botts;
Whilst rimming one tart,
She passed a wet fart;
And covered his face in brown spots.

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Is it cold in here?
We all fret as the stock market tanks
There was a young Scotchman named Jock
“I did it! I won! Oh my gosh!”