There was an old pervert from Notts,
Who loved licking young ladies botts;
Whilst rimming one tart,
She passed a wet fart;
And covered his face in brown spots.

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He’d oft shoot his load over Dot
Two pandas confined in a zoo
There was a young lassie named Wainright
Decisions, Decisions