There once was a couple named Kelly

who took crazy glue for petroleum jelly

They started to fuck

But found they were stuck

And had to get around belly to belly

FavoriteLoadingFavorite This!
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Report DMCA Violation
Getting caught, or were they?
Republican Senator Mitt
“We’re out!” say the Tories, with glee
man from Bombay
Bill’s life had come to an end