There once was a couple named Kelly

who took crazy glue for petroleum jelly

They started to fuck

But found they were stuck

And had to get around belly to belly

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I was cleaning the house in the nude
OP’s mom is such a low catch
“To treat a dry cough or a wheeze,
Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock…
“There’s never been anything like
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