There once was a lady named Dot
Who lived off of pigshit and snot.
When she ran out of these
She ate the green cheese
That she grew on the sides of her twat.

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  1. There once was a young man from Wales
    who fed on a diet of snails
    When he couldnt get these
    he fed on the cheese
    that he scratched from his knob with his nails.

    (Ivor Biggun)

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