There was a young lassie from Morton,
who had one long tit and one short ‘en,
on top of all that,
a great hairy twat,
and a fart like a six fifty Norton.

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In the garden of Eden lay Adam
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A young woman from the Land Where the Sun Rises
Oh never in all of her life
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