There was a young lassie from Morton,
who had one long tit and one short ‘en,
on top of all that,
a great hairy twat,
and a fart like a six fifty Norton.

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Most of his life, the steer had been pinned
“How could you”, said Joe to his mother
It’s come to be well understood
There once was a prince named Thomas
There once was girl from DeVries
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