There once was a man named Mort,
Whose dick was incredibly short.
When he climbed into bed
His lady friend said,
“That’s not a dick it’s a wart!”

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#JoelGreenberg and buddy, @mattgaetz
Do ETs exist? We don’t know
After a lifetime of laying wood
Lawmakers in the state of PA
In a passionate UN address
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