There once was a man named Mort,
Whose dick was incredibly short.
When he climbed into bed
His lady friend said,
“That’s not a dick it’s a wart!”

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There once was a kid named Billy
There once was a girl from Sidney
In space you still have to dump swill
Since the moment the first story aired
A man had been thrown in the clink