There was a young harlot from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
“If they pay to get in,
They’ll pay to get out of it, too.”

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What Johnson calls British success
There was a man from Ka-bot
A common fetish…
“Trump said we have nothing to fear,
With a blowtorch he set out to melt