This kid just swam ‘cross the lake

Plus an age record he did break

At only fourteen

His feats are pristine

And you just sit there eating cake

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The vicar of Santa Domingo
There was an old fellow named Paul
On the lap of ole’ jolly Saint Nick…
To prove his acuity@POTUS showed us all how he