There was a young man named Sweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie.
He thought this uncouth,
So he added vermouth,
And slipped his girl a martini.

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“I’m sick of Tchaikovsky”, said May
Said a swinging young lady named Lyth
Olivia Grey
I once had a blog entry, so clever
In a hospital bristling with danger