There was a young man named Sweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie.
He thought this uncouth,
So he added vermouth,
And slipped his girl a martini.

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Some neighbors were having a spat
Some reptiles are causing headaches
So Boris was very well nursed
There once was a girl from Lahore
Three of mine