There once was an odious brute
Who made love in his Sunday-best suit.
The result, as you’d guess,
Was a wet, sticky mess,
And a very chaifed maiden to boot.

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“Jane Roe” from the case Roe v. Wade
When a couple is having a child
I know a tall Sunday school teacher
A couple had feared for outbreaks
Through terrible smoke, dust, and fire