There once was an odious brute
Who made love in his Sunday-best suit.
The result, as you’d guess,
Was a wet, sticky mess,
And a very chaifed maiden to boot.

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Were you a more elegant chap
The US’s troops, it appears,
They’ve lived in their house for year
The mouse trap is a great device
Our people are frightened and bitter
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