There once was an odious brute
Who made love in his Sunday-best suit.
The result, as you’d guess,
Was a wet, sticky mess,
And a very chaifed maiden to boot.

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There was a young man from the Coast
Magnificent Ass
The senators moved to acquit,
Breathed a tender young man from Australia
Our Union may well self-destruct
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