Once a young woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And part of her anus in Dallas.

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Susan
Samuel Langley’s invention
Defying misogynist smears,
There once was a man from Sydney
A man from Wyoming got high
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