Once a young woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And part of her anus in Dallas.

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Out West, while our forests are burning
A man standing handsome and lax,
Two guys at a condom convention
The Man From Madras
Oh never in all of her life