There once was a girl who couldn’t shit,
Because she kept playing with hey clit.
The doctor said “Stop!”
So she pulled off her top,
And started to play with her tit!

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“How could you”, said Joe to his mother
A lascivious monk from Dundee
With the charm of pre-Castro Havana
There was a young man named Sweeny
Some cash, a watch, a bottle of wine
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