There once was a man from Nantucket,
who had a dick so long he could suck it.
He’d say with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, ” If my ear was a pussy, I’d fuck it!!!”

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School’s Out Early
We’ve been stuck inside for so long
Remember that thing that was gray?
Some children get fortune and fame
A skull that has been disinterred