An 18-wheeler, stacked high with some bling,
Spilled dimes like a cheap stripper’s fling.
Crews got down on their knees,
Chasing loose change with ease,
Moaning, “I’ve never worked such a thing!”
There once was a task force so grand
There once was a task force so grand,
Claimed to fix bias, in demand.
But the story’s so fake,
It’s a big, foolish shake,
Just a scheme that won’t ever stand!
A TikTok astrologer claimed
A TikTok astrologer claimed,
That earthquakes would hit—what a game!
With stars as her guide,
She spread fear far and wide,
But her “predictions” were purely in vain!
Trump’s meme coin was tanking, quite grim
Trump’s meme coin was tanking, quite grim,
‘Til he dangled a dinner with him.
Now values arise—
But is it a prize,
Or a bribe dressed in digital trim?
Though Elon now claims he’s withdrawn
Though Elon now claims he’s withdrawn,
The chaos he sowed lingers on.
With Tesla’s bad run,
The harm’s mostly done—
His “retreat” is just smoke before dawn.
The loans are back, here comes the chase
The loans are back, here comes the chase,
Defaulted folks can’t find much grace.
With wages so thin,
The feds still dig in—
In hard times, they quicken the pace.
RFK Jr.’s got a new scheme
RFK Jr.’s got a new scheme,
A registry born from a dream.
But history shows,
Where such tracking goes—
The Nazis once mapped out that theme.
Pete Hegseth now glam at HQ
Pete Hegseth now glam at HQ,
With a studio fit for a view.
In drag he may dress,
While dodging the mess—
Playing war chief with blush and some glue!
In Florida’s sunshine state
In Florida’s sunshine state,
A ten-million deal sealed their fate.
While Hope wore a grin,
The funds poured right in—
To fight pot, not help—ain’t that great?
Though Trump gave out orders with fire
Though Trump gave out orders with fire,
Some firms didn’t bend to his ire.
In court they still shine,
While DOJ whines—
Judge Howell called out their satire!