In Chicago, a curious sight,
A sidewalk, a rat’s shape took flight.
But the city, aware,
Decided with care,
To fix it, and end the rat’s plight!
Instead of going to Miami
Instead of going to Miami
Stay at home in your jammi
Spring breaker and beer
Ain’t welcome here
If you come, you might end up in the slammy
Philly fans got their wieners in a twist
Philly fans got their wieners in a twist
Grabbing them by the fist
They threw their meat
From their seat
And now $1 meals will be missed
Florida is a zoo
Florida is a zoo
Just look at this ‘roo
he had to bounce
had a cop to trounce
Back to jail, it’s true
Nevada says no thanks
Nevada says no thanks
As Nikki Haley tanks
In a contest with “no one”
She couldn’t have won
Poor lady is shooting blanks
Some might call it a fake
Some might call it a fake
But a breath the police did take
When they found
A bomb around
In a garage by a rake
If you feed the need
If you feed the need
For over the limit speed
Maybe don’t post
and try to boast
Or you’ll need to plead
If you’re at school
If you’re at school
Vapin’ cause you’re cool
and you’re the type
to hit the pipe
these charges will make you drool
Usually reserved for Taco Bell
Usually reserved for Taco Bell
This bathroom from hell
Covered in shit
Gave him a fit
Who thinks this lawsuit is legit?
Poor baby Ron
Poor baby Ron
Got another quote wrong
He tried his very best
but when put to the test
Sounded like he hit the bong