if you’re going to steal
a lady’s whole deal
here is a dare
change up the hair
maybe you’ll win on appeal?
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Even if considered lies,
A bullet from an unknown source
Took a different course
Because of her enhanced boob size
Favorite This! When dumping the dearly departed
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Stay open hearted!
Keep a clean beach
Practice what I preach
And take your trash to where you started
Favorite This! Swinging their big dick
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Republicans attempt to make it stick
They sent out a check
Thinking that heck
One time will do the trick
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Will make them leak from their iris
They went on a spree
To buy up TP
Now society will treat them with bias.
Favorite This! A a pal of Trump named Roger
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Turns out to be a great dodger
Trump is receiving resignations
From men escaping damnations
Perhaps it’s time to again Impeach that old codger
Favorite This! Bolton was once Trump’s workhorse
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Aid to Ukraine he froze with some force.
Investigations were doubled,
Fighting like old married couples.
Soon they’ll have sexual intercourse.
Favorite This! Korea is flipping their shit
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Over this mustache that just won’t quit
I can only assume
This political monsoon
Is due to some racist shit
Favorite This! Once was this country Iran
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with bombs it was endlessly slammed.
Said President Trump,
“That place will get dunked.”
Much like Melania’s clam.
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