Daily Dirty Limerick https://www.dirtylimerick.com Keep it Dirty! Mon, 12 Apr 2021 12:01:17 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://i1.wp.com/www.dirtylimerick.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2021/01/cropped-22698_raw.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 Daily Dirty Limerick https://www.dirtylimerick.com 32 32 77276658 With staff giving Matty the slip https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3586/with-staff-giving-matty-the-slip/ Mon, 12 Apr 2021 12:01:17 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3586&preview=true&preview_id=3586 With staff giving Matty the slip
And #Greenberg now planning to flip
You couldn’t design
A better time to resign
Then when rats are fleeing the ship
#GaetzResign @LimeriTweets @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @Libericks @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @LouC17 @smotus @maddow twitter.com/danielsgoldman/status/1380224150195863554

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On his Twitter, Mark had to admit https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3446/on-his-twitter-mark-had-to-admit/ Mon, 12 Apr 2021 12:00:19 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3446 On his Twitter, Mark had to admit

Of graffiti on the rocks he had writ

Go so suck of Trump

You pathetic old grump

This Q-Anoner’s a real piece of shit

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At a yard sale, an antique was sold https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3445/at-a-yard-sale-an-antique-was-sold/ Sun, 11 Apr 2021 12:00:22 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3445 At a yard sale, an antique was sold

But its value had not been foretold

Some experts did say

It’s worth 500k

For that price, it had better be gold

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A man standing handsome and lax, https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3434/a-man-standing-handsome-and-lax/ Sat, 10 Apr 2021 12:00:31 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3434 A man standing handsome and lax,

In a jacket and freshly pressed slacks

You walk over to him,

Place your hand on his limb

It’s Don Draper but he’s made of wax

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A man standing handsome and lax, originally appeared on Daily Dirty Limerick on April 10, 2021.
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The pandemic is deadly and mean https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3542/the-pandemic-is-deadly-and-mean/ Fri, 09 Apr 2021 12:01:10 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3542&preview=true&preview_id=3542 RT @Sparkymike48: The pandemic is deadly and mean
It’ll whack you when you make the scene
You will get infected
If you stay unprotected
So go out there and get the vaccine

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In Yosemite some skiers had skied, https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3433/in-yosemite-some-skiers-had-skied/ Fri, 09 Apr 2021 12:00:31 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3433 In Yosemite, some skiers had skied,
But this time, a more dangerous deed
For if they fucked it up
In a cast, they’d wind up
And through a straw they would have to feed

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Like a lit match tossed on gasoline https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3556/like-a-lit-match-tossed-on-gasoline/ Thu, 08 Apr 2021 12:01:55 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3556&preview=true&preview_id=3556 Like a lit match tossed on gasoline
Or a parched man who sees a canteen
Matt #Gaetz is excited
And his passions ignited
When he comes near an innocent teen
#MattGaetzIsAPerv #GaetzGate @Libericks @Limericking @LimeriTweets @Limerick_News @Limerick_News @GodOfLimericks twitter.com/frankfigliuzzi1/status/1377663780692271106

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Some reptiles are causing headaches https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3432/some-reptiles-are-causing-headaches/ Thu, 08 Apr 2021 12:00:31 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3432 Some reptiles are causing headaches

As they’re causing some minor outbreaks

Now the Florida commission’s

Against new admissions

So they’re restricting iguanas and snakes

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No one knew if Brandy was alive https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3431/no-one-knew-if-brandy-was-alive/ Wed, 07 Apr 2021 12:00:31 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3431 No one knew if Brandy was alive

15 years, no one’d thought she’d survive

I’m sure she’d come home

From her lengthy roam

Maybe waiting until she could drive

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What could be #Trump’s motivation https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3557/what-could-be-trumps-motivation/ Wed, 07 Apr 2021 12:00:12 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3557&preview=true&preview_id=3557 What could be #Trump’s motivation
To steal from a #MAGAt’s donation?
An honest mistake?
Or he’s trying to make
A few bucks from scamming our nation?
#winred #MAGA
@LimeriTweets @Limericking @Libericks @Mick_Limerick @Limerick_News @GodOfLimericks @LouC17 @PoemsForTruth twitter.com/atrupar/status/1378398028621619202

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