Daily Dirty Limerick https://www.dirtylimerick.com Keep it Dirty! Fri, 11 Jun 2021 12:00:35 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://i1.wp.com/www.dirtylimerick.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2021/01/cropped-22698_raw.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 Daily Dirty Limerick https://www.dirtylimerick.com 32 32 77276658 Pinatas hold some kind of stash https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3632/pinatas-hold-some-kind-of-stash/ Sun, 13 Jun 2021 12:00:03 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3632 Pinatas hold some kind of stash

And to get them, you give them a bash

What Carolina did

Made it look like COVID

This one for sure we would all like to smash

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Pinatas hold some kind of stash originally appeared on Daily Dirty Limerick on June 13, 2021.
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The rattlesnake, he had to remove https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3634/the-rattlesnake-he-had-to-remove/ Sat, 12 Jun 2021 12:00:02 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3634 The rattlesnake, he had to remove

“I can do it,” he wanted prove

Grab it with the tong

And heard its snake song

Then got bit, what a total dad move 

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The rattlesnake, he had to remove originally appeared on Daily Dirty Limerick on June 12, 2021.
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Postmaster Louis #DeJoyTold workers in his employ https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3735/postmaster-louis-dejoytold-workers-in-his-employ/ Fri, 11 Jun 2021 12:00:35 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3735&preview=true&preview_id=3735 Postmaster Louis #DeJoy
Told workers in his employ
To forget regulations
Just make big #donations
And #bonuses they would enjoy
#DeJoyForDeJail @Limerick_News @LimeriTweets @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @Libericks @ithinksoguey @LouC17 @GodOfLimericks @LimerickDuJour @smotus twitter.com/funder/status/1400516791688908803

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Postmaster Louis #DeJoyTold workers in his employ originally appeared on Daily Dirty Limerick on June 11, 2021.
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A woman had gone for a ride https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3629/a-woman-had-gone-for-a-ride/ Fri, 11 Jun 2021 12:00:04 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3629 A woman had gone for a ride

Through the air, a reptile flied

It broke through the glass

Really kicked her ass

But the turtle, it still has not died

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A woman had gone for a ride originally appeared on Daily Dirty Limerick on June 11, 2021.
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They’re giving vaccines in Sin City https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3708/theyre-giving-vaccines-in-sin-city/ Thu, 10 Jun 2021 12:01:38 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3708 They’re giving vaccines in Sin City

But this clinic is quite far from pretty

They had several spots

To distribute some shots

At the strip club, where you can see titty

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They’re giving vaccines in Sin City originally appeared on Daily Dirty Limerick on June 10, 2021.
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Some neighbors were having a spat https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3635/some-neighbors-were-having-a-spat/ Thu, 10 Jun 2021 12:00:00 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3635 Some neighbors were having a spat

But Kevin wouldn’t leave it at that

His anger, a fire

He slashed her tire

And at the crime scene, his finger sat

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Some neighbors were having a spat originally appeared on Daily Dirty Limerick on June 10, 2021.
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Some have found flies in their stew, https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3611/some-have-found-flies-in-their-stew/ Wed, 09 Jun 2021 12:00:48 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3611 Some have found flies in their stew,

In their salad, a cockroach or two,

But a snake in your greens

Seems like it means

That Australia is just trying to fuck you

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Some have found flies in their stew, originally appeared on Daily Dirty Limerick on June 9, 2021.
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In CA, the situation was dire https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3664/in-ca-the-situation-was-dire/ Wed, 09 Jun 2021 12:00:14 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3664 In CA, the situation was dire

So some goats they decided to hire

As they chew and they munch

On their grassy, green lunch

They help in preventing wildfire

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In CA, the situation was dire originally appeared on Daily Dirty Limerick on June 9, 2021.
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Some crates were hiding a stash https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3721/some-crates-were-hiding-a-stash/ Tue, 08 Jun 2021 12:01:16 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3721 Some crates were hiding a stash

What they thought were some soot or ash

Nor was it snow

But actually blow

And they threw it all in the trash

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Some crates were hiding a stash originally appeared on Daily Dirty Limerick on June 8, 2021.
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Some have slip-ups or embarrassing falls  https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3610/some-have-slip-ups-or-embarrassing-falls/ Tue, 08 Jun 2021 12:00:48 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3610 Some have slip-ups or embarrassing falls 

On their serious business zoom calls

But this politician

Was in an awful position

Standing there just in his cock and balls

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Some have slip-ups or embarrassing falls  originally appeared on Daily Dirty Limerick on June 8, 2021.
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