Daily Dirty Limerick https://www.dirtylimerick.com Keep it Dirty! Wed, 27 Jan 2021 13:47:09 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://i1.wp.com/www.dirtylimerick.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2021/01/cropped-22698_raw.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 Daily Dirty Limerick https://www.dirtylimerick.com 32 32 77276658 Here’s to Senator Paul https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3344/heres-to-senator-paul/ Wed, 27 Jan 2021 13:47:09 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3344&preview=true&preview_id=3344 Here’s to Senator Paul
Some say he’s the worst of them all
He dug a deep hole
When he sold off his soul
Methinks that his manhood’s quite small
@RandPaul @Libericks @LimeriTweets @Limericking @Mick_Limerick @Limerick_News @Limerick_News @GodOfLimericks @LouC17 @smotus twitter.com/RandPaul/status/1354163711917903872

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By the snake, the man was enticed https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3217/by-the-snake-the-man-was-enticed/ Wed, 27 Jan 2021 13:00:24 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3217 By the snake, the man was enticed

But 300 bucks was just overpriced

Pet in hand, he took off

The fucking jerk-off

But stealing a boa is such a lame heist

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I’m of the firm opinion https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3343/im-of-the-firm-opinion/ Tue, 26 Jan 2021 20:47:57 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3343&preview=true&preview_id=3343 I’m of the firm opinion
That those who deny that Joe did win
With grift and subversion
And casting aspersion
Will be sued by and lose to #Dominion
@Libericks @LimeriTweets @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @Limerick_News @GodOfLimericks @IcksLimer @smotus twitter.com/mollyjongfast/status/1353682222285512710

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The inauguration, Bernie Sanders was there https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3338/the-inauguration-bernie-sanders-was-there/ Tue, 26 Jan 2021 18:29:33 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3338 The inauguration, Bernie Sanders was there

And people were thrilled about his outerwear

Quite crazy, it seems

That it spawned many memes

When all he did was sit in a chair

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A pup who’d been gone for five years https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3196/a-pup-whod-been-gone-for-five-years/ Tue, 26 Jan 2021 13:00:20 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3196 A pup who’d been gone for five years

Her family, so sad, filled with tears

But her microchip

Showed ownership

Her reunion, it called for much cheers!

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The Sumatran is a dying breed https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3202/the-sumatran-is-a-dying-breed/ Mon, 25 Jan 2021 13:00:19 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3202 The Sumatran is a dying breed

Zoo keepers encourage “the deed”

To the newborn that came

Kawi, is the name

Better than Bentleigh, or Jaxton, or Tweed

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Everyone loves their cute pet https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3201/everyone-loves-their-cute-pet/ Sun, 24 Jan 2021 13:00:18 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3201 Everyone loves their cute pet

All the stress, it can help them forget

Over 200 Guineas

Is way too manys

Not to mention, all of their shet

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We’ve all half-assed our jobs, just a bit https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3200/weve-all-half-assed-our-jobs-just-a-bit/ Sat, 23 Jan 2021 13:00:18 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3200 We’ve all half-assed our jobs, just a bit

Maybe more than we’d like to admit

To have a whole operation

At the sewage station

Prob’ly makes wine just taste like shit

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The parents had acted with scorn https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3197/the-parents-had-acted-with-scorn/ Fri, 22 Jan 2021 13:00:21 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3197 The parents had acted with scorn

The man’s heart, shredded and torn

His stash, thrown away

Was worth 29k

So he sued them for tossing his porn

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The parents had acted with scorn originally appeared on Daily Dirty Limerick on January 22, 2021.
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Joe Biden’s been duly sworn in https://www.dirtylimerick.com/3321/joe-bidens-been-duly-sworn-in/ Thu, 21 Jan 2021 15:58:24 +0000 https://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=3321&preview=true&preview_id=3321 Joe Biden’s been duly sworn in
Now the real work will begin
To rebuild our faith
While keeping us safe
From the man with the Orange-hued skin
@Libericks @LimeriTweets @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @ProjectLincoln

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