His idea was truly quite cool

His idea was truly quite cool

So to his truck, he took a tool

But Tennessee state

Said he can’t operate

‘Til he registers his car as a pool

A teacher had booked a field trip

A teacher had booked a field trip

But a school bus wasn’t their whip

This one wasn’t lame

Since a party bus came

With bright lights and a pole to strip

The crime they did try to decrease

The crime they did try to decrease

By calling up the town police

When they got there

Found a man in a chair

Having his drink in fucking peace

Now this guy’s is really a twit

Now this guy’s is really a twit

By robbing a bank he just hit

He charged through the door

Just one day before

All hail the new king dipshit

Rats are your typical pests

Rats are your typical pests

In dumpsters, where they build their nests

Trav’ling Rome in masse

And smelling like ass

As boars are their unwanted guests

A record, this fish had broke

A record, this fish had broke

And it made them an excited folk

But the fish Ben hooked

Had just been cooked

Which nearly gave him a stroke

I always found golf a bit lame

I always found golf a bit lame

But these brothers do love the game

And I shit you not

After their last shot

Their final score was the same

This man found Macron a disgrace

This man found Macron a disgrace

And thought he’d put him in his place

As quite the dead-eye

He let the egg fly

And nearly hit him in face

Two pandas were born at the zoo

Two pandas were born at the zoo

So small they could fit in a shoe

Xiao Xiao and Lei Lei

I think’s how you say

The names of these fans of bamboo