Lost his stash and he had to mourn
“I’ll get you for this” he had sworn
His parents dumped it
And he lost his shit
Thirty thousand for all of that porn
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Lost his stash and he had to mourn
“I’ll get you for this” he had sworn
His parents dumped it
And he lost his shit
Thirty thousand for all of that porn
Favorite This!North Korea posed for a pic
Most soldiers really looked slick
One man to the side
He just couldn’t hide
His jumpsuit showed clearly, his dick
Favorite This!His idea was truly quite cool
So to his truck, he took a tool
But Tennessee state
Said he can’t operate
‘Til he registers his car as a pool
Favorite This!The birds traveled through New York state
With the journey starting off great
Into buildings, they flied
Was it suicide?
Or were they just meeting their fate?
Favorite This!A teacher had booked a field trip
But a school bus wasn’t their whip
This one wasn’t lame
Since a party bus came
With bright lights and a pole to strip
Favorite This!The crime they did try to decrease
By calling up the town police
When they got there
Found a man in a chair
Having his drink in fucking peace
Favorite This!Now this guy’s is really a twit
By robbing a bank he just hit
He charged through the door
Just one day before
All hail the new king dipshit
Favorite This!Rats are your typical pests
In dumpsters, where they build their nests
Trav’ling Rome in masse
And smelling like ass
As boars are their unwanted guests
Favorite This!A record, this fish had broke
And it made them an excited folk
But the fish Ben hooked
Had just been cooked
Which nearly gave him a stroke
Favorite This!I always found golf a bit lame
But these brothers do love the game
And I shit you not
After their last shot
Their final score was the same
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