A man in Alaska, so bold,

A man in Alaska, so bold,
Sought snapshots of moose in the cold.
But he paid with his life,
In the midst of his strife,
For venturing where danger took hold.

In Texas, a gathering of Kyles,

In Texas, a gathering of Kyles,
Their numbers, they stretched for miles.
But alas, what a shame,
Not enough for fame,
Just a bunch of Kyles and their smiles.

In Vermont, there’s a cat with allure,

In Vermont, there’s a cat with allure,
Max, now dubbed a ‘doctor’ for sure,
From the University, he’s adorned,
In litter-ature, he’s truly adorned,
Pawsitively wise, his knowledge pure!

In a truck filled with buzzing finesse,

In a truck filled with buzzing finesse,
Flew bees on a wild, wobbly quest.
With a crash, they broke free,
But most stayed with glee,
Contained, buzzing, in sweet success!

In Japan, a town had a plan,

In Japan, a town had a plan,
To shield Fuji from a tourist clan.
With a screen so tall,
They’ll hide it all,
Leaving Fuji to nature’s own span!

In Pennsylvania, a man’s alligator,

In Pennsylvania, a man’s alligator,
Was his emotional support navigator.
But it slipped out one day,
Now he’s in disarray,
For a gator’s not your usual equator!

There once were rock stars so bold

There once were rock stars so bold,
Who aged but refused to be old,
On stage with their walker,
Singing tunes, what a shocker,
Same songs for fifty years, we’re told!

There once were some fascists so sly,

There once were some fascists so sly,
On campuses, they’d amplify
Their power to stifle
The truth with a rifle,
While students dared not speak, but comply.

They silenced the voices that cried
For justice, their rights swept aside.
But truth cannot hide
For long, as with pride,
The silenced will rise, undenied.

In South Carolina, the tale goes

In South Carolina, the tale goes,
Cicadas, they buzz and impose.
Residents despair,
Calling cops, in a scare,
As the noise from those bugs loudly grows!