Events like this are quite rare
And must be handled with care
I doubt he’d admit
If his pants, he shit
When in his garage was a bear
Favorite This! Events like this are quite rare
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Car break-ins gave quite the scare
They caught the felon
Not Roy or Helen
Instead, it was a dumbass bear
Favorite This! In Alaska, a pilot had flown
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“SOS,” a man’s rooftop had shown
Got attacked by a bear
And got quite the scare
Said the dick wouldn’t leave him alone
Favorite This! There once was a bear in AZ
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That climbed what he thought was a tree
The utility pole
S’where he ended his stroll
Made it down and now he runs free
Favorite This! This girl, for her dogs she did care
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So she leapt on a whim and a prayer
Went in unarmed
And came out unharmed
Which is lucky when shoving a bear
Favorite This! A lady was out on a mission
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To take care of a bod’ly emission
But the bear was quite crass
And bit her on the ass
In the most vulnerable position
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Samuel Langley’s invention
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