Close but no cigar?

As Trump chose to downplay and pander,

Two senators learned of the size

Trump couldn’t help lying, we knew

The POTUS works hard to dispel

As disaster continues to lurk,

The Downing St spinners deny

Toilet Paper Hording Is A Virus

Fuck ups think this virus

Will make them leak from their iris

They went on a spree

To buy up TP

Now society will treat them with bias.

Inspired by this news story

Mike Pence caused an outbreak to grow

Our Trump problem might soon be solved

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