Some people are born trans or gay
This school showed that is okay
They waved their pride flag
As they dressed in drag
Then made the field into a runway


Keep it Dirty!
Some people are born trans or gay
This school showed that is okay
They waved their pride flag
As they dressed in drag
Then made the field into a runway
Jurie thought the contest was unfair
Saying “The crown, she’s unfit to wear”
She took to the stage
In a jealous rage
And snatched the crown right off her hair
Bernie Sander’s is not one for glitz
Or spending weekends staying at the Ritz
Some may think he’s extreme
But a good guy, it would seem
He raised money selling his funny mitts
The inauguration, Bernie Sanders was there
And people were thrilled about his outerwear
Quite crazy, it seems
That it spawned many memes
When all he did was sit in a chair
American forces in space
— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 18, 2020
Have suffered severe loss of face
From camouflage gear
Which some people fear
Will look, with no trees, out of place.#spacecamo#SpaceFarce#SpaceForcehttps://t.co/rURFDB5Mgh
There once was a man we’ll call Keith
— Anna Quarendon (@AnnaQuarendon) November 14, 2019
Whose wife caused him regular grief
For the wearing of socks
With a pair of old crocs
Which SHE thought quite beggared belief#Quangleverse #Crocs #Socks #fashion
There was a young woman from Dorset
— Anna Quarendon (@AnnaQuarendon) September 15, 2019
Who thought she’d try wearing a corset
It was such a tight squeeze
She was quite ill at ease
And decided it best not to force it#Quangleverse #fashion #Londonfashionweek #corset
There was a young man from St. Paul’s
Who read Harper’s Bazaar and McCall’s
Till he grew such a passion
For feminine fashion
That he knitted a snood for his balls.