The Gaetz of Hell
by u/vintage_andre in limericks


Keep it Dirty!
With staff giving Matty the slip
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) April 9, 2021
And #Greenberg now planning to flip
You couldn’t design
A better time to resign
Then when rats are fleeing the ship#GaetzResign @LimeriTweets @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @Libericks @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @LouC17 @smotus @maddow https://t.co/42imZSDKsv
Like a lit match tossed on gasoline
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) April 5, 2021
Or a parched man who sees a canteen
Matt #Gaetz is excited
And his passions ignited
When he comes near an innocent teen#MattGaetzIsAPerv #GaetzGate @Libericks @Limericking @LimeriTweets @Limerick_News @Limerick_News @GodOfLimericks https://t.co/EWOt9OBnHZ
Pity poor congressman Gaetz
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) March 31, 2021
He’s got a bad case of the sweats
It appears he was seen
With an underaged teen
Something he deeply regrets#Gaetzgate @LouC17 @Limericking @Libericks @LimeriTweets @Mick_Limerick @GodOfLimericks @DrLimerick @Limerick_News @smotus @maddow https://t.co/FFzPKGmiPz
The virus has spread to more states
— Limericking (@Limericking) March 8, 2020
Exhibiting dangerous traits.
It’s a cause for alarm
With risk of great harm
& also a joke for Matt Gaetz