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Loading...At a park, Merkel shared a few words
While feeding some tropical birds
Then one bit her hand
And the photo was grand
Plus I’m sure she was covered in turds
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...These leaders were having a chat
And quite a good one at that
But Peanut thought
He’d risk a swat
Being cute is what he is good at
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...It’s somewhat sad and surprisin’
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) October 6, 2021
But you can bet that I’ll be revizin’
My own cell phone plan
From #MAGAt @OAN
Bye @ATT. Hello @verizon!@GodOfLimericks @LouC17 @Libericks @Limerick_News @LimeriTweets @Limericking @Libericks @smotus @maddow https://t.co/KvhdfTfk1z
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...‘Twas greed, not blind ambition
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) July 5, 2021
That gave #Weisselberg rent & tuition
Everyone saw
How the #Trumps broke the law
It’s part of their family tradition#LockThemUp @LimeriTweets @Limericking @Libericks @Mick_Limerick @GodOfLimericks @LouC17 @Limerick_News @PoemsForTruth @smotus https://t.co/EVkTl3fgMi
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Ms. #Kaleigh has flatly denied
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) June 14, 2021
That she and her boss ever lied
Her faith in Lord
Means we should take her word
Despite #600,000 that died@kayleighmcenany @LimeriTweets @Limericking @Libericks @Libericks @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @Mick_Limerick @LouC17 @smotus https://t.co/2lZPtXLAsn
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Here’s to our Senator #kyrsten
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) September 28, 2021
For whom loyalty’s mostly consistin’
Of cash-enfused enemas
Made out to “#Sinema”
From lobbyists who love her griftin’@LimeriTweets @Libericks @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @LimerickDuJour @LouC17 @smotus https://t.co/kmOEqB0bAb
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...The #GOP goes through contortions
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) August 1, 2021
To promote their #vaccine distortions
They’re raising their voice
For freedom of choice
Except when it comes 2 #abortions#GOPHypocrisy @Libericks @LimeriTweets @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @DrLimerick @LouC17 https://t.co/Offbj4RHYd
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...For mayor, he wanted their pick
So on stage, he gave his shtick
But soon interrupted
As chaos erupted
Because of a drone with a dick
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Who do you think is the worst
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) May 24, 2021
Of those who scream: ‘Merica First?
#Boebert or #Greene?
They’re both quite obscene
The Party of Lincoln is cursed. https://t.co/bJbwCSd4fK
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...The NY DA has been priming
— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) June 30, 2021
And looking to have the right timing
For throwing the book
At the tangerine crook
For all of his company's criming#TrumpCrimeFamily #TrumpOrganization@Libericks @twitmericks @Limericking https://t.co/o0E8p04LF7
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