Robots are groovin’ and dancing around
So fun to watch them really get down
But when they rise up
And our homes, they blow up
Your smile will turn to a sad, little frown


Keep it Dirty!
Robots are groovin’ and dancing around
So fun to watch them really get down
But when they rise up
And our homes, they blow up
Your smile will turn to a sad, little frown
On the lawn, the robot should stay
Yet the thief did not see it this way
As the droid phoned his master
He couldn’t been faster
To scare the ol’ dickhead away
There once was a young man named Gene
Who invented a screwing machine
Concave and convex
It served either sex
And it played with itself in between.