A woman had the perfect view
From her home, she bought with her boo
She’s headed to court
Neighbors, to report
To remove the tall tree that they grew
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A woman had the perfect view
From her home, she bought with her boo
She’s headed to court
Neighbors, to report
To remove the tall tree that they grew
Favorite This!These taxis are stuck in their spots
In some Thailand parking lots
Planting on the car roof
This isn’t a goof
But seems to work better than pots
Favorite This!The pothole had got quite shitty
But no one would pay the fee
Raymond found a fix
But not one with bricks
And in its place, he put a tree
Favorite This!A couple was driving around
When a pine tree was suddenly downed
The tree hit their ride
Luckily no one died
But their injuries surely abound
Favorite This!Some cash, a watch, a bottle of wine
A bank or a home can be a gold mine
But they had their eyes
On a more unique prize
They fled the scene with a very rare pine
Favorite This!After a lifetime of laying wood,
Ron Jeremy thinks he could
save his birth tree
thinking that maybe
Con Edison will do what it should
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