Twitter really tried to stay cool
By giving their users a new tool
It wasn’t desired
And Promptly backfired
If you use it you’re a fucking fool


Keep it Dirty!
Twitter really tried to stay cool
By giving their users a new tool
It wasn’t desired
And Promptly backfired
If you use it you’re a fucking fool
If you ever feel bitter
Or feel a lack of glitter
Don’t have a doubt
check us out:
DIrtyLimericks is now on Twitter
A prominent Twitter discreditor
— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) May 29, 2020
Thinks platforms should not act as editor.
“To fact-check pure lies
Is very unwise,”
Says Mark Z., a sexual predator. https://t.co/Ct2JdPg0hL
An angry old fellow on Twitter
— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 27, 2020
Got terribly vengeful and bitter
And threatened to close
The platform that chose
To warn us the guy's a bullshitter.#TrumpMeltdown#Trump#TwitterFactCheck#Twitterhttps://t.co/MOMPuYLT9l
The five well-known Stages of Grief
— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) May 26, 2020
Include a new sixth one—in brief:
“Endure an attack,
Condoned by @jack,
From, yes, the Commander in Chief.”https://t.co/RtYs47zZ03
.@jack did what ethics require
— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) May 27, 2020
By calling a liar a liar,
A nifty device
That would’ve been nice
If utilized, say, 4 years prior.