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Loading...What Johnson calls British success
— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 6, 2020
Is tests, PPE in a mess,
Economy dire,
And death rate now higher
Than anywhere bar the U.S.https://t.co/yL08O2vHRJ#PMQs #coronavirus #coronavirusuk #success #uk
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...So Boris was very well nursed
— SyrilJayBee 🐾 (@SarahJBastable) April 12, 2020
And his infection seen off and reversed
He should pay more to the nurses
From the government purses
To make sure he's not evermore cursed
😠
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...So Johnson had tried to inveigle,
— Simon Harding (@goalposthead1) September 24, 2019
By lying to she who is regal,
The PM convinced her
That closing Westminster
Was fine. But it's not. It's illegal.@twitmericks @Limerick_News #ByeByeBoris
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Some call him an oafish buffoon
— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) September 16, 2019
Or a thuggish recalcitrant goon,
Though Boris declared
He should now be compared
To an angry, green, wordless cartoon@Limericking @Libericks@twitmericks #BorisHulk
This limerick inspired by:https://t.co/TRqtL5k4t0
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Boris has chats with Macron
— Anna Quarendon (@AnnaQuarendon) August 23, 2019
Hoping the outcome is bon
But leaves with the news
That he’s not changed his views
And the answer is still broadly NON#Quangleverse #Brexit #Macron #EU
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...”Our leader’s a narcissist blond
— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) July 23, 2019
Whose racist recruits have been conned.”
From where was this written?
⚪️ America 🇺🇸
⚪️ Britain 🇬🇧
🔘 It’s true on both sides of the pond 🤷♀️
https://t.co/IQEyR2ktLQ
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